Netie Pot

ejaculating inside one nostril and out the other

last night I came in that bitch's left nostril and it shot right out the other, I gave her a Netie Pot.

by Nervous Merv April 21, 2011

New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

by JayBanks October 29, 2017

Golden Neti Pot

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.

"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 29, 2017

Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

by King Deucey December 17, 2008

Himalayan neti pot

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

by surewould6969 August 3, 2018

Neti Pot

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.

Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!

by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011

Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

by Brutally honest March 28, 2015