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netflix and kick it 

Actually going over to your partners house to watch Netflix
"Hey wanna Netflix and chill?"

"Nah I don't have protection so I guess we'll have to Netflix and kick it.. /:"

It's Netflix we're dealing with 

It's a phrase where whenever Netflix pulls a lot of blunders when they greenlight an series that we don't ask for or their Media platform is very terrible at it of which demographic are reaching on
Geez that cuties looks atrocious, but hey! It's Netflix we're dealing with.

I can’t, it’s Netflix 

“I can’t, it’s Netflix” comes from Love Island USA (season 7 reunion) when cast member Huda was asked about her relationship status. Instead of answering, she replied “I can’t, it’s Netflix.” The phrase caught on as a way of playfully avoiding a question, usually about relationships or personal matters. It basically means “I can’t/don’t want to talk about it right now.”
A: “So, what’s really going on between you and your ex?”
B: “I can’t, it’s Netflix.”

I'll put it on my Netflix 

A catch-all phrase used to show appreciation/admiration for someone's choice in film with no intention of actually ever seen said film(s).
Mike: "Have you seen Dirty Harry? It's a great film!" Heather: "No! I'll put it on my Netflix."

Heather: "Have you seen Hannah Montana: The Movie?" Mike: "No, but I'll put it on my Netflix."

It’s Not Netflix 

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

Netflixated 

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.

This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!

Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?

I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!

Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.

Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
Netflixated by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018