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Term used when your Wifi at home seems to not load a simply request, like a picture or video on Instagram, and is when you turn off the WiFi and use your network for a brief moment, then switch back once the picture of video has loaded. (If anyone has a better name for this then please by all means use that instead)
Macy: “why is this not loading”
Barbara: “have you tried Netching”
Netching by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020
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Is there nething I can do to help?
nething by Warel March 24, 2009
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Natching 

To chew noisily with your mouth open...
"Who's Natching in my ear?"

"Do you have to Natch when you chew?"

"Dude, stop Natching. It's really gross"
Natching by MissCalissa March 19, 2016

Natching 

To get yourself high by squatting low, breathing in and out deeply and quickly for about 30 seconds, and then standing up as fast as you can and blowing onto your thumb without letting any air out for about 15 seconds. Most of the time it knocks you out and you wake up feeling like you're in Inception. Sometimes it just gets you really, really high for a minute or two. Do not try this at home when your parents are there!
Dude, are you ok? You just passed out!
--Yeah man I was natching try it it's fun.
Natching by PopnFreshKev September 3, 2011

Notching 

A competitive sport where one raises their hand in an "Okay" symbol higher than that of their opponent and says "Top notch". The winner is decided by who has their hand, or notch, the highest when either both players cannot elavate their hands any higher, or when one player's notching arm is lowered.
Bill replaced his arm with a longer, synthetic arm so he could get better at notching.
Notching by Topnotch27 July 22, 2017
Adjective used to describe usually very negative person, that bitch about everything, spread unnecessary hate or just talk shit about others. You can meet these people in any online game like Dayz
He was so salty after he died in Dayz so he just started Nething
Nething by 18doors April 2, 2021

Nelching 

The act of guilt-tripping a friend; making sure that everyone in the room knows that you were left out; hosting a pity-party on yourself.
Friend 1: (To Everyone) Well thanks for the invite. It's not like I wanted to hang out with everyone. I just stayed home alone with no one to talk to.
Friend 2: Quit nelching dude, no one cares.
Nelching by PhiTauPrezzzz March 26, 2012
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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