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Nervy Turd 

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
Nervy Turd by Texas Four November 30, 2010
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nerdy turd 

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.
"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"
nerdy turd by Nicole & Belinda April 21, 2005
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nerve turd 

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.
nerve turd by MissBear April 25, 2017

Turd Nerve 

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
Turd Nerve by 3evo May 24, 2017

nerveturd 

Someone who gets on your nerves
Alan Carr is a nerveturd
nerveturd by giofball December 2, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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