Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

by Texas Four November 30, 2010

nerdy turd

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.

"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"

by Nicole & Belinda April 21, 2005

nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

by MissBear April 25, 2017

Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

by 3evo May 24, 2017

nerveturd

Someone who gets on your nerves

Alan Carr is a nerveturd

by giofball December 2, 2016