Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

Nervy Turd by Texas Four November 30, 2010

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nerdy turd

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.

"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"

nerdy turd by Nicole & Belinda April 21, 2005

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nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

nerve turd by MissBear April 25, 2017

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Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

Turd Nerve by 3evo May 24, 2017

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nerveturd

Someone who gets on your nerves

Alan Carr is a nerveturd

nerveturd by giofball December 2, 2016

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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