Nerkte 

A person who is the combination of a nerd, dork and cute.

Damn son, she's a nerkte.

Nerkte by Jayz ViLe April 27, 2011

Nerkie

/nərkie/
noun;

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks basic skills of current importance in modern society

-lacking in skills usually improved by experience but that also require certain levels of natural talent

2. A combination of a rookie and a nerd;

-usually used as a direct insult towards anyone who failed during a competitive event

(Brady gets killed within the first thirty seconds of Spec Ops on Call of Duty.)
Tyler - "Brady, you're such a nerkie!"

(Skyler and Nolan and try to get girls' number, gets rejected)
Adam - "Ahh man.. what a bunch of nerkies."

Nerkie by tdagger May 1, 2011

neukteugels 

Dutch slang for lovehandles ( fuckhandles)

"She has some great lovehandles for fucking"

"Ze heeft geweldige neukteugels om te batsen"

neukteugels by unicornwiththeunibrow June 13, 2014

nerkle 

Someone who keeps up their Christmas lights all year long and don't throw away/burn their tree.
Warning: Being a Nerkle is not a good thing!!

Teddy is a nerkle because he always keeps up his Christmas lights. He is really cool so people still like him and he has a lot of friends (such as Matthew the Canadian)

nerkle by LJ From Ca 2 Ca August 27, 2007

Nerktard 

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dork and retard.

Person 1:"That person should really be wearing a helmet and a scarf!"
Person 2: "Yeah, such a nerktard!"

Nerktard by nerktarded June 29, 2011

Nerdteresting 

A fact or topic of great interest to dull and boring people.

"My uncle is building a teleportation machine in his garage"
"Hmm, nerdteresting"

Nerdteresting by brewstm January 30, 2014

Nerked

When you're in a fight and easily outmatch your opponent.

Dude Goku totally Nerked Future Trunks.

Nerked by GSWeb June 25, 2018