nerken 

Aj's hella small penis

All the girls laughed at Aj's Nerken

nerken by Eric Tullius April 15, 2005

nermen 

She is a funny and humorous girl who left the cracks jokes she can make anyone in the room laugh and love sports her bright major warms peoples hearts and she is full of joy and laughter keep her in your life because if you backstab her it’s a done deal

I love nermen

nermen by Lily girl November 26, 2018

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

neuken in de keuken by Yogalates April 8, 2005

neuken 

To fuck, make love.

Also: verneuken, which means to fuck up

Ik ga je anaal neuken vanavond, means, I will do you in the butt tonight.

neuken by Goldie December 28, 2005

nerdenstein 

Someone who shows all the usual traits of a nerd but throws monstrous tantrums.

On hearing that product management had cancelled his latest project, nerdenstein threw his keyboard against the wall.

nerdenstein by nerd lover June 5, 2009

Nerventz 

If you are in love with Nerventz you will be in love forever. They are creative, and gentle with pleasing. There are only 2 people with this name, some Nerventz go by daddy yanke.

Nerventz

Nerventz by Daddy Yanke March 17, 2021

Nerventz 

The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Nerventz, he will never let you down.

It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Nerventz is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Nerventz can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Nerventz will never understand how much you love him.

He is he reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Nerventz is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Nerventz, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Nerventz

Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Nerventz

Person 2: don’t we all?

Nerventz is a human

Nerventz by dygwy7usfdtreygdbuhcegyc March 19, 2021