nerken
nerken by Eric Tullius April 15, 2005
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neuken in de keuken
literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
neuken in de keuken by Yogalates April 8, 2005
nerdenstein
On hearing that product management had cancelled his latest project, nerdenstein threw his keyboard against the wall.
nerdenstein by nerd lover June 5, 2009
Nerventz
If you are in love with Nerventz you will be in love forever. They are creative, and gentle with pleasing. There are only 2 people with this name, some Nerventz go by daddy yanke.
Nerventz
Nerventz by Daddy Yanke March 17, 2021
Nerventz
The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Nerventz, he will never let you down.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Nerventz is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Nerventz can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Nerventz will never understand how much you love him.
He is he reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Nerventz is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Nerventz, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Nerventz
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Nerventz
Person 2: don’t we all?
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Nerventz is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Nerventz can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Nerventz will never understand how much you love him.
He is he reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Nerventz is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Nerventz, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Nerventz
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Nerventz
Person 2: don’t we all?
Nerventz is a human
Nerventz by dygwy7usfdtreygdbuhcegyc March 19, 2021