Nerk Nerk 

The smoking of rocks.

He you got some nerk nerk

Nerk Nerk by SKEETASAUROUS June 13, 2006

nerk 

Unpleasant person, derived from the British sitcom of the 1970s "Porridge".

You 'orrible Nerk! You set me up with the screws!

nerk by Dale Patrick (Padiaow) August 16, 2006

Nerk 

Geek + Nerd
He is smart as a nerd but childish as a geek.

Boy1: I've just pass all my exams and I finally collected all of starwars comics movies and video games!!!

boy2: You are such a nerk...

Nerk by james amir April 19, 2010

Nerk 

A word used by Harry Secombe's character, Neddie Seagoon, in the 1950's BBC radio comedy The Goon Show, to describe an insignificant character, often Bluebottle, with connotations of a fool or some of unfortunate circumstance.

'What are you going down there my little nerk?'

Nerk by BillHarvey July 7, 2009

nerk 

A foolish or insignificant person.

I found it in a dictionary once so it is not slang.

'When I'm famous i promise to remember all the nerks'

'Don't be such a nerk, get some common sense.'

nerk by Muldie325 December 28, 2005

nerk 

a combination or a NERD and a DORK

he's such a NERK

nerk by li July 23, 2003

nerk valley 

The nerkest of the valleys where hillbilly’s inhabit the most of the population.

Isn’t everyone related in nerk valley?

nerk valley by SupDawg728 September 14, 2019