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Unpleasant person, derived from the British sitcom of the 1970s "Porridge".
You 'orrible Nerk! You set me up with the screws!
nerk by Dale Patrick (Padiaow) August 16, 2006
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Geek + Nerd
He is smart as a nerd but childish as a geek.
Boy1: I've just pass all my exams and I finally collected all of starwars comics movies and video games!!!

boy2: You are such a nerk...
Nerk by james amir April 19, 2010
A word used by Harry Secombe's character, Neddie Seagoon, in the 1950's BBC radio comedy The Goon Show, to describe an insignificant character, often Bluebottle, with connotations of a fool or some of unfortunate circumstance.
'What are you going down there my little nerk?'
Nerk by BillHarvey July 7, 2009
A foolish or insignificant person.

I found it in a dictionary once so it is not slang.
'When I'm famous i promise to remember all the nerks'

'Don't be such a nerk, get some common sense.'
nerk by Muldie325 December 28, 2005
he's such a NERK
nerk by li July 23, 2003

nerk valley 

The nerkest of the valleys where hillbilly’s inhabit the most of the population.
Isn’t everyone related in nerk valley?
nerk valley by SupDawg728 September 14, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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