Nerf Dick

Name: Nerf Dick Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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A half hard/half soft penis

I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.

Nerf Dick by Big D Money September 20, 2007

Words you can keep

Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

Nerf dick by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018

Related Words

Nerf Dick • Nerf Dart Dick • nerf • nerf herder • Nerf Gun • nerf hearder • Nerf Miner • nerf war • Nerf Bat • nerf ballshot

Nerf Dart Dick

When a woman paints the tip of a man's penis orange and squeezes the shaft for so long that it turns purple/blue.

"Oh my god dude! I can't piss right after last weekend after my girl gave me Nerf Dart Dick! So worth it though!

Nerf Dart Dick by glang May 16, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026