Nerf Dick

A half hard/half soft penis

I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.

by Big D Money September 8, 2007

dick nerfed

The nerfing of a mans penis, in the context of being circumcised.

Another term for a circumcised penis.

My mom dick nerfed me when I was born.

When I got my foreskin cut off, I lost of a lot of length. I got dick nerfed dude.

by e440 May 17, 2019

Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend April 1, 2018