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I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.
by Big D Money September 08, 2007
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John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick
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