Narcissistick

A long pole with which one attaches a phone to take a selfie/groupie from a distance.

That dickhead loves taking photos of himself with his narcissistick.

by doseface February 15, 2019

narcissistick

a pointless stick used by narcissistic fools to take pictures of themselves when their hand doesn't suffice.

"Fuck, Larry looks like such a wanker waving his narcissistick around."

by zimexus January 7, 2015

Narcissistick

Any apparatus, engineered or improvised, used to extend the reach when taking a selfie.

I was just walking along, when some douchebag taking video rammed me in the eye with his two foot narcissistick.

by Austin_72 December 22, 2014

narcissistick

A selfie stick

it seems like everyone these days has a narcissistick to take a selfie.

by Riley finn March 5, 2015

Narcissistic asshole

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.

Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015

narcissistic cannibal

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

Narcissistic prick

This person only thinks about themselves tries to put everyone down around them.. this person is rude,inconsiderate, thoughtless, prick,asshole.. every day of his life.. he tries to manipulate people but really he's the fool because he's the one being manipulated.. boarder line personality PTSD Psychopathic piece of s***

do you see that Terry over there acting like a narcissistic prick by being annoying as fuck and trying to have all the attention being brought to him.. Hey he is just a plan asshole about everything in life..

by Weseakasquad November 23, 2016