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Nerdfuck 

A nerd to a whole new level. (Just like douchefuck takes douche beyond, so does a nerdfuck.)

Not only is a nerdfuck really smart, he's also really arrogant. He's such a narcissist and he talks numbers to seem really cool, when in actuality, it's REALLY annoying.

nerd = smart, most often friendly, not necessarily popular (unless he fixes your iPod)
nerdfuck = smart, wants attention, thinks he's so cool, doesn't shut up about his numbers and shit
Kid #1: Omg, how do you feel about that trinomial? Look at that table, I bet it's width is 425 cm squared! I'm so cool, I can differentiate and my sleep! Yeah! Bet you can't d-rive THAT to the bank!
Kid #2: OMG BILLY JUST SHUT UP ALREADY YOU'RE SUCH A NERDFUCK.
Nerdfuck by Nina Michele October 4, 2008
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nerdfuck 

being such a fucking moron... that nerdfuck is all you can come up w/to explain this complete dumbass...
Jay: "Haha! Look! My boogers are green!"
Tyler: "Dude.. you're such a nerdfuck..."
nerdfuck by mandrez September 24, 2004
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Nerdfuck 

A generally unpleasant person to be around, usually a gatekeeper of niche things they enjoy.
"Hey, do you know Tony? He's in our 3rd period class."
"What, that nerdfuck?"
Nerdfuck by softfuzzydan January 29, 2021

nerdbucket

A person who is acting dorky, as much as the amount a bucket can contain.
ryan you're a nerdbucket!!!! >:(
nerdbucket by Kelso June 21, 2004

nerdbucket

An unusually comical/fat/small/with a massive cist/skinny/enourmous headed/three nippled figure who may enter a room to much abuse and egging
who the fucks this nerdbucket
nerdbucket by big tome February 2, 2005

Nerdfucker

The one and only curse word that one guys everyone hates knows.
P1: Hey can i borrow a pen
P2: No, nerdfucker.
Nerdfucker by I’macatfish October 5, 2018
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