Kelso's definitions
EX.1rachel pride: geez kelsey...do you know how much of a bebe I am right now? I'm just too horny for my own good!
EX.2kelsey hoppe: rachel quit being a bebe! Why do you keep making fun of the size of my penis?
EX.2kelsey hoppe: rachel quit being a bebe! Why do you keep making fun of the size of my penis?
by Kelso June 21, 2004

by Kelso October 11, 2004

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.
Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
by Kelso January 2, 2005

peaceful loving girl. Jyotika comes from joy of light. Very bright and showers light on everyone. Has lot of close friends.
by Kelso October 12, 2004

The term used when a retard/redneck dipfuck smashes their hands onto the keyboard instead of taking their time to ensure that everyone, not just fellow retards/rednecks, can read the message they are trying to convey.
"r u sayin that it completely suced (which it did cause i made it in like 5 mins.) or that u dont like wen ppl hate each other. " contributed by CoolCatabatamus, without consent, but fuck him.
by Kelso June 7, 2004

by Kelso March 7, 2004

by Kelso June 29, 2004
