Kelso's definitions

Stoney Macaroni

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

by Kelso June 16, 2006

Tung

a really cool azn guy!

look at that guy, his soo tung

by Kelso December 2, 2003

burnt out

Being absolutely dead-on-your-feet-tired
When you are awake only because of the loudness of the music and an IV of Caffiene

I only got 30 minutes of sleep before I went to work and killed 3 buddies in a gas-leak explosion, and I'm only awake now cause...zzzzzzz....huh?

by Kelso September 25, 2004

cello

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.

'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'

by Kelso January 2, 2005

adde

Swedish person that is easily pissed off when playing crap games like WoW. Often seen with girls named Matilda

Lol that dude just made a adde

by Kelso January 6, 2005

Typding

The term used when a retard/redneck dipfuck smashes their hands onto the keyboard instead of taking their time to ensure that everyone, not just fellow retards/rednecks, can read the message they are trying to convey.

"r u sayin that it completely suced (which it did cause i made it in like 5 mins.) or that u dont like wen ppl hate each other. " contributed by CoolCatabatamus, without consent, but fuck him.

by Kelso June 7, 2004

bebe

A bebe is a mean/horny person!!!!!

EX.1rachel pride: geez kelsey...do you know how much of a bebe I am right now? I'm just too horny for my own good!

EX.2kelsey hoppe: rachel quit being a bebe! Why do you keep making fun of the size of my penis?

by Kelso June 21, 2004