Kelso's definitions

bebe

A bebe is a mean/horny person!!!!!

EX.1rachel pride: geez kelsey...do you know how much of a bebe I am right now? I'm just too horny for my own good!

EX.2kelsey hoppe: rachel quit being a bebe! Why do you keep making fun of the size of my penis?

by Kelso June 21, 2004

breakfast sauce

a drunken man's term for Syrup

"Egg McMuffin, breakfast sauce." The drunken man said to the man working the drivethrough.

by Kelso October 11, 2004

cello

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.

'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'

by Kelso January 2, 2005

jyotika

peaceful loving girl. Jyotika comes from joy of light. Very bright and showers light on everyone. Has lot of close friends.

Easy to talk to. Chats a lot. Dreams about having sex with friends.

by Kelso October 12, 2004

Typding

The term used when a retard/redneck dipfuck smashes their hands onto the keyboard instead of taking their time to ensure that everyone, not just fellow retards/rednecks, can read the message they are trying to convey.

"r u sayin that it completely suced (which it did cause i made it in like 5 mins.) or that u dont like wen ppl hate each other. " contributed by CoolCatabatamus, without consent, but fuck him.

by Kelso June 7, 2004

neoesque

an action involving the qualities of Neo, the One.

Shit, that dude just backflipped over a building. That was neoesque

by Kelso March 7, 2004

Jazz

The only 'black' Transformer, turned into a car fit for pimpin'.

Jazz was the second coolest Transformer, second only to Optimus Prime

by Kelso June 29, 2004