Definitions by Kelso

Stoney Macaroni 

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

Stoney Macaroni by Kelso June 16, 2006

adde 

Swedish person that is easily pissed off when playing crap games like WoW. Often seen with girls named Matilda

Lol that dude just made a adde

adde by Kelso January 6, 2005

cello 

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.

'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'

cello by Kelso January 2, 2005

jyotika 

peaceful loving girl. Jyotika comes from joy of light. Very bright and showers light on everyone. Has lot of close friends.

Easy to talk to. Chats a lot. Dreams about having sex with friends.

jyotika by Kelso October 12, 2004

breakfast sauce 

a drunken man's term for Syrup

"Egg McMuffin, breakfast sauce." The drunken man said to the man working the drivethrough.

breakfast sauce by Kelso October 11, 2004

burnt out 

Being absolutely dead-on-your-feet-tired
When you are awake only because of the loudness of the music and an IV of Caffiene

I only got 30 minutes of sleep before I went to work and killed 3 buddies in a gas-leak explosion, and I'm only awake now cause...zzzzzzz....huh?

burnt out by Kelso September 25, 2004

Jazz 

The only 'black' Transformer, turned into a car fit for pimpin'.

Jazz was the second coolest Transformer, second only to Optimus Prime

Jazz by Kelso June 29, 2004