that thing was freggin ginormous
by Kelso May 12, 2003
Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.
Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
by Kelso January 03, 2005
1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.
Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.
by Kelso June 14, 2006
by Kelso January 09, 2004
The term used when a retard/redneck dipfuck smashes their hands onto the keyboard instead of taking their time to ensure that everyone, not just fellow retards/rednecks, can read the message they are trying to convey.
"r u sayin that it completely suced (which it did cause i made it in like 5 mins.) or that u dont like wen ppl hate each other. " contributed by CoolCatabatamus, without consent, but fuck him.
by Kelso June 07, 2004
by Kelso June 21, 2004