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Nephewson 

When you impregnate your sister in-law and fool your brother into raising him as his own.
Person 1: I took my nephewson to the museum this weekend.
Person 2: Have you told your brother yet that its not his son?
Person 1: Nope.
Nephewson by Spiderbat September 22, 2011
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Carolina nephson 

Dude from north or South Carolina wears beach tees or long sleeves shorts chain a hat and some boat shoes drives a clapped out truck and always camped out at myrtle beach
Hey look at the Carolina nephson he got a nice shitbox.
Carolina nephson by User6591 January 31, 2021
Nephew/son meaning your father is your uncle meaning he had sexual relations with his sister your mother
Wow that dude looks like a nephson all inbread looking
nephson by blackcope February 8, 2017

wray and nephews 

the most hardcore spirit one can find in a local pub, mostly weatherspoon branches. not for pussies.
yo dude, i have no will to live, wanna get sum shots of wray?
wray and nephews by TuBsy February 16, 2005
The male offspring of one banging their sibling. Common in Eastern Kentucky.
I’ll be damned if Jebadiah and Jeanna done had theselves a nephson. He’s gotta be a proud Uncle Daddy.
Nephson by Qthaking April 8, 2018
The term that best describes Hamlet in Shakespeare's play, Hamlet. His father's brother married his mother, making his Uncle Claudius now his father. This means that Hamlet is both a nephew, and a son, or nephson.
Derrick: "Did you read Act 1 Scene 2 of Hamlet last night?"
Mark: "Yea, Claudius' nephson is going crazy. I guess that's what happens when your uncle marries your mom,"
Nephson by Shakesfear101 January 26, 2014

Nephew son 

A boy that was a result of artifical insemination but was born to the partner of a sibling.
Coined by William from "Girlfriends" to explain that his sister's son was born to her girlfriend who was inseminated by William. Usually comes up when William has to shop or participate in some activity. i.e., "I went to the park with my nephew son."
Nephew son by Liz Kupcha January 15, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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