Definitions by Spiderbat

Dickbat 

A baseball player who hits a long home run.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that Yankees Home Run?

Person 2: No who hit it?
Person 1: Granderson and his Dickbat

Dickbat by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

Nephewson 

When you impregnate your sister in-law and fool your brother into raising him as his own.

Person 1: I took my nephewson to the museum this weekend.
Person 2: Have you told your brother yet that its not his son?
Person 1: Nope.

Nephewson by Spiderbat September 22, 2011