Neorganic

Neorganic

A person who isn't quite hipster, isn't quite mainstream. While they don't approve of the whole asshole "vegan, downtown LA" persona, they do enjoy certain participating in certain "hipster" activities such as owning vintage items and playing ukulele.

"Have you seen Tim tonight?"

"Yeah, he's playing up the whole "neorganic" image at the vegan gentlemen's bar downtown

by NepentheUndertones December 29, 2013

NORGANIC

(adjective) Describing any food or agricultural practice which may technically satisfy Big Food's newest definition of "organic", but which is far from the common understanding of the word. From "not really organic", hence: NORGANIC.

"That $9 Baby Greens Salad Mix should have a "NORGANIC" label on it when you consider that it was mono-farmed by an Agribusiness 2000 miles from here, vacuum-sealed in unrecyclable plastic, and picked by poorly paid migrant workers"

by Vergelimbo July 13, 2012

Norganization

A negated form of the word organization, specifically pertaining to a situation in which the way things are organized in a certain circumstance is not at all reminiscent to any acceptable form of organization.

"The norganization in our room is making me quite uneasy, Edgar! Why are our garments laying on the floor?"

"Priscilla, has it ever occurred to you that perhaps I am a normal human being with normal human urges?"

"I will not hear any more of this nonsense! Now, tidy everything up."

by TheCynics May 23, 2009

nearganic

Quasi-organic. A form of farming, shopping, dining, or lifestyle that allows the use of organic and nonorganic components.

I’m growing my cannabis using nearganic nutrients, like batshit, worm droppings, and lots of chemical fertilizers.

by EthicalDilemma April 12, 2023