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(Neo "New") - (Oid "Looking") slang for something that looks new, but in reality is not.
I bought a car from the old sketchy dealership, turns out it was a Neoid, broke down within the first mile.
Neoid by BillCos🅱y March 16, 2019
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Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing
Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!
Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013
Related Words
Neoid • noid • noided • neida • neidermeyer • Neodude • neidy • nekid • nelid • Néidín
Get a load of that noid.
Noid by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
Neida is an adorable girl! She does weird things, but it's so cute too. Anyone who would go out with a Neida would be so lucky! She is very creative and sweet, but she is also sensitive and insecure. Neidas are very nice girls that you can count on. She can be very interesting & kinky too. If you have a Neida, treasure her and love her for as long as you can.
Girl: Neida is so adorable! I just want to put her in my pocket!

Guy: Neida is too sensitive!
Neida by The Vintage Lolita January 19, 2014
Neida is an adorable and caring girl that anyone is lucky to have. She will love and care for you as long as you have proven to her that you are able to be there just as she will. Many people think she's shy and never talks, but once you really meet her, you will see she is one of those girls that are shy but hella freaky at the same time! She is very beautiful too. She doesn't care what people have to say about her because she knows she's a bad bitch either way. Apprwciate your Neida because there's not a lot in the world.
Girl: Oh look it's Neida!
Another Girl: Neida is so nice I love her.
neida by foodandnetflix123 June 16, 2018
An expression of laughter used in a sentence. Usually paired up with an emote of plushy laugh-cry emote.
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dead"

"Bro, I'm neoduding rn"

Neodude is showing that he is laughing
Neodude by Ryanthep1e March 26, 2020

Neodämmerung 

Having to do with a fight scene of epic proportions. Used in the Matrix for the final battle between Neo and Smith
Yo me and that guy over there just had a Neodämmerung. It was bitchin.
Neodämmerung by Kirk Massie December 27, 2007
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