Nelson's Labium 

The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.

Sara exhibited extreme Nelson's labium during her first exam.

Nelson's Labium by Chungy August 13, 2011

Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.

A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.

Nelson's Blood by L@mi@ February 5, 2021

Nelson's Column 

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)

Nelson's Column by RageofMarat September 26, 2011

Nelson's Theory 

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

Nelson's Theory by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Nelson's Law 

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.

Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.

Nelson's Law by Jeremy Sear December 9, 2008

Nelson's Law 

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person raising the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athanasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.

Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.

Nelson's Law by Jeremy Sear June 19, 2008

Nelson's Nightmare 

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

Nelson's Nightmare by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017