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1. An emotional experience only a nerd gets when excited.

2. Nerd excitement

3. Experiencing excitement due to an activity, event, conversation, or mental thought that is socially accepted as nerdy
John and his fellow group of nerds become neited with the release of the new Star Wars trailor.

Although Susan isn't considered a nerd, she became neited over her purchase of a new official chess board.
Neited by Regeven McHesp April 23, 2018
Related Words
neited • nexted • newted • noited • nested • netted • Netted Shorts • neimedas • Neined • neite
English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
Usually on Chatroulette, a new random stranger chat site, when someone clicks the "next" button almost instantly after seeing your face or webcam. The most common nexted individuals are males.
So this guy was whackin' it on Chatroulette, so I nexted him real fast. What a douchebag.
Nexted by anonymous90x February 25, 2010

Nested dream 

When you awake in another dream, and think it's reality.
I awoke because of earthquake ruining my house, then I saw in window two bycicles riding on rainbow, I was not sure if I'm still dreaming or not. Then I awoke for real and realized it was nested dream… it looked so real!
Nested dream by Antoxa June 14, 2011

Robins Nested 

When a girl teases a guy so much that he gets so turned on and his balls start to hurt... because nothing happens

robins nest = blue eggs = blue balls
Nerissa didn't let Marc finish he got robins nested
Robins Nested by nerarc July 10, 2010
putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat
Before sitting on a public toilet I Nested
nested by Jimmy poo September 5, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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