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1. A small furry creature found in the forests of Iran. They cling onto low branches with thin hairy arms. Most are harmless, although their saliva excreates a foul odor that can cause disorientation. If frightened, the Neilou regurgitate a stomach acid that contains fecal matter and Hepatitis B. Their diet consists of small portioned greens during they day. At night they drink fermented apples that cause them to feast from garbage cans of neighboring villages.

2. A condition in males where their genetals are smaller than their pinky finger.
I was on a hike in Masouleh, Iran when I got sprayed by a Neilou from one of the oak trees.
Neilou by Alexthemenace January 7, 2019
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Niloufar is a Persian name. It was initially Nilipar, meaning Blue Petal. (Nili means a azure; a deep shade of blue mostly between green. And Par means petal)
Niloufar is a word referring to two types of flowers: Water Lily (Lotus) and Morning Glory.
The French have the word quite similar to the Persian word; Nenuphar.
Nilou is a nickname mostly given to girls with the name Niloufar.
Nilou, Nilly, Nil are some examples of nicknames given to a person with the name Niloufar.
Niloufar by Niloufar Nabiyouni February 6, 2010
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Niloufar (نيلوفر) is an iranian name meaning Water Lily. She is known for her unique beauty and her natural instinct to make men go crazy. See zan zalil for a better description.
"So I met this girl named Niloufar..."
"Dude, have fun, but be careful, she'll turn you into a zan zalil !"
Niloufar by pokermoker March 15, 2017
A beautiful baby girl with big cheeks and a smile that will melt your heart.
Did you see Nilou? She's precious!
Nilou by Shunip February 3, 2010
The heaviest of all the elements
Chemist have died trying to conduct experiments with neilium

Dude, wanna do some neilium?
No man! what the fuck?!
Neilium by Amrknash August 24, 2011

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oh look, that one looks like a niloufer - so delicate and fragrant!
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A guy named neilo is a one and only, his name is very unique and so is he. He has lots of freinds that all like him and will probably find his special someone special early in life.
Neilo is a very nice guy
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