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I Sent My Chief Negotiator
A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).
Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
I Sent My Chief Negotiator by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012
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Shrewd negotiator
The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019
Hostage Negotiation
Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
Negrification
The process of societal degradation as manifested by the exaltation of all things relating to negro "culture". White persons opposing this phenomenon and it's effects upon their cultures/nations are to be quickly smeared as "racists" and ostracized from polite society.
"One negro moves in the neighborhood, smiles like he's going to be a GOOD neighbor. Then two, three move in and by the time the "'Hood" reaches 30% non-White the smiles disappear, the grass doesn't get mowed, the bass thumps appear from passing cars and the neighborhood "strangely" becomes a textbook example of Negrification;
Otherwise intelligent young White men dressing/talking/acting like "gangsta" thugs;
The importation of incredibly stupid "sayings" into the English vernacular, like "bootylicious", "gangsta" or "boo-yah".
Otherwise intelligent young White men dressing/talking/acting like "gangsta" thugs;
The importation of incredibly stupid "sayings" into the English vernacular, like "bootylicious", "gangsta" or "boo-yah".
Negrification by Alex O'Berra January 11, 2009
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negrotiate by upset realtor November 18, 2006
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negrociating by googleaim December 24, 2009
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