Negotiatable

A word that Blake made up to piss off his boss, because he left all the fucks he gives in the mountains of Afghanistan. This is a combination of negotiate and debatable

These terms are not negotiatable.

by noffsgiven February 27, 2015

morally negotiable

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.

I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

by scott e balls July 30, 2012

Non negotiable

Something an annoying PE teacher says.

I can’t stick this up my ass.
PE teacher: but that’s non negotiable to keep it outside your colon.

by Rheumatism December 17, 2019

Negotiable affections

A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.

She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."

In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.

by dustyp June 9, 2020

negotiable instrument

You are not a negotiable instrument.

Elena: "My phone died!"
Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."

by seabitching November 7, 2021

shomer negotiable

A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.

A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.

“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
•••••••••••
A: are you shomer negiah

B: I’m shomer negotiable

by @sarahbellaweasley December 3, 2023