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Neckless
The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick
Related Words
Necklet • neck lettuce • neckle • neckler • neckless • necket • Neckle Monster • Necklen • necklesshamster • necklessly
neckler
"I shouldn't have eaten so much cabbage before we went scuba diving. I had a wicked neckler on the way down."
neckler by adamdromes September 7, 2012
neckle
Neckle Monster
Neckle Monster by JB £! May 9, 2010
pearl neckless
when someone shoots his load for between somechick's boobs onto her neck
and by that its like his is giving her a pearl neckless, only the pearls can be esily wiped with a napkin, peace!
and by that its like his is giving her a pearl neckless, only the pearls can be esily wiped with a napkin, peace!
pearl neckless by shafan inc. December 24, 2003
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