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joe neckbone 

An idiot. Someone not too bright. Also can mean someone who has no clue, no idea about things average people know. A sucker.
Guy: Hey, nice car man.

Me: Thanks bro
Guy: Hey, I was driving from New York, and I ran out of gas. Can you spare a dollar?
Me: FUCK OUTTA HERE, I LOOK LIKE JOE NECKBONE?
joe neckbone by lccaskv6 February 5, 2014

Neckbone Grease 

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."
Neckbone Grease by Krackeno July 9, 2018

Neckbone 

A Neckbone is an attractive female that carries themselves like a Queen would. A neckbone is not a hoe, eater, thot, hotpocket, or whore
Nino look, now that’s a neckbone.
Neckbone by Ninolove March 10, 2022

Neckbone 

"Fuck'em in the neck"
My boss gave me a neckbone today
Neckbone by Georgiaboy0905 February 5, 2021

neckbone 

When a comment is uttered that attempts to be witty, intelligent or poignant but falls flat, i.e. a bad joke or stupid observation/suggestion, a neckbone must be given to the perpetrator. This involves yelling out "neckbone!" and grabbing the back of the person's neck with the palm of the hand and pulling across in a swift, hard motion...if done properly, it will leave a red mark, similar to an Indian burn.
Person 1:"Seriously, Jessica Simpson is really talented, you guys."
Everyone Else: "NECKBONE!!!"
*neckbone is given*
neckbone by John B. November 3, 2004

Neckbird 

Neckbird - n.

A highly exotic and deranged mixture of Neck and Bird to create Neckbird. Including ear wings and pot belly.
Poor Neckbird, he was born different.
Neckbird by Deputybuns February 19, 2011