Neckboi

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A popular trick among high schoolers that allows one to slap the backside of someone's neck if he/she makes eye contact with the dreaded neckboi hand symbol.

Dude #1: Yo i think you dropped your pencil

*holds out hand in the neckboi configuration*

Dude#2: Oh thanks mah!

*looks down at dude #1's hand*

Dude #1: NECKBOI!!!!!

*slaps Dude #2's neck with monstrous force*

Neckboi by Ncicco January 11, 2014

Words you can keep

joe neckbone

An idiot. Someone not too bright. Also can mean someone who has no clue, no idea about things average people know. A sucker.

Guy: Hey, nice car man.

Me: Thanks bro
Guy: Hey, I was driving from New York, and I ran out of gas. Can you spare a dollar?
Me: FUCK OUTTA HERE, I LOOK LIKE JOE NECKBONE?

joe neckbone by lccaskv6 February 5, 2014

Neckbone Grease

The grease on your neckbone.

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."

Neckbone Grease by Krackeno July 9, 2018

Neckbone

A Neckbone is an attractive female that carries themselves like a Queen would. A neckbone is not a hoe, eater, thot, hotpocket, or whore

Nino look, now that’s a neckbone.

Neckbone by Ninolove March 10, 2022

Neckbone

"Fuck'em in the neck"

My boss gave me a neckbone today

Neckbone by Georgiaboy0905 February 5, 2021

neckbone

When a comment is uttered that attempts to be witty, intelligent or poignant but falls flat, i.e. a bad joke or stupid observation/suggestion, a neckbone must be given to the perpetrator. This involves yelling out "neckbone!" and grabbing the back of the person's neck with the palm of the hand and pulling across in a swift, hard motion...if done properly, it will leave a red mark, similar to an Indian burn.

Person 1:"Seriously, Jessica Simpson is really talented, you guys."
Everyone Else: "NECKBONE!!!"
*neckbone is given*

neckbone by John B. November 3, 2004

Neckbird

Neckbird - n.

A highly exotic and deranged mixture of Neck and Bird to create Neckbird. Including ear wings and pot belly.

Poor Neckbird, he was born different.

Neckbird by Deputybuns February 19, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026