Necer 

If your last name is Necer then you are a really beautiful human being they are athletic/ sometimes short/ funny and they are very sweet so if you have a Necer in your life please keep them they will make your life better

Girl: He’s so sweet and nice I wonder why
Guy: That’s because he’s a Necer

Necer by Hi:] December 28, 2021

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

necrobeastiality 

Fucking a dead animal.

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.

necrobeastiality by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

Lip-necker 

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.

Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

Lip-necker by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010

necro

(verb) to comment on an internet thread long after the conversation has concluded, often using information
that did not exist at the time of the original thread.

user1, June 14, 2008: The Dark Knight is the best movie of all time.

user44, Sept 8, 2010: I disagree, Inception blows it away.

user1, Sept 8, 2010: Check the date before you necro threads, moron.

necro by partypoop September 8, 2010

bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

Wooly necker 

A name normally given to Welsh people who put their heads up sheeps bums.

Man1: Dude! look at that guy with his head up that sheeps ass.
Man2: Wow he's a real wooly necker!

Wooly necker by Corywoolynecker September 12, 2009