The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.
Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"
Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."
Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."
Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"
Girls 1: "That guy from my class."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."
Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."
Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."
Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"
Girls 1: "That guy from my class."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."
by HulgaviHomeland November 9, 2011