Neamf 

How teachers say Niamh

"Neamf? Did you do your homework?"
"Wtf my name is pronounced Neave"

Neamf by I NO HUMAN May 14, 2023

Namfon 

Beautiful girl, she is a great friend and you don't want to lose her as your friend (or girlfriend ;)). Funny af and is the most craziest person alive. She loves eating food so if you would take her on a date, taket her to a food place.

OMG I totally want to be her friend omg she's so funny.

Yo that Namfon girl, is so pretty

Namfon by heeeeedddddxxxxxx December 12, 2016

Nearfetched 

Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.

Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.

Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!

Nearfetched by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010

Neaf 

The ship name of Niall horan and his beloved leaf. They have been seen in pictures and fans believe that Niall is in a private relationship with his sexy and attractive green leaf.

I ship Neaf more than motherfucking Haylor.

Neaf just went on their second date. Awwww!!!

Niall found his princess... Neaf forevahhh <3

Neaf is like my otp!

Neaf by Zianourry1356643 January 13, 2013

NAMF 

Acronym used to abbreviate the phrase 'not a massive fan of', for use when wishing to display any emotion between strong hatred or fear and dislike bordering on ambivalence.

1. Q: Fancy seeing my tarantula?

A: Nah, NAMF spiders

2. Q: What do you think of the new *insert film here* film?

A: NAMF tbh

3. Q: Did you see that Girl *insert name here* got with last night?

A: yeh! eeew! NAMF that!

NAMF by dictionary44 September 19, 2010

neamh 

neamh is an outgoing person, quite shy when you first meet her... very opening and always down to chat, neamh is also very secretive she is scared to lose others if she says something wrong, something random that can affect another... if neamh ever hurts you, she doesn’t mean it she is deeply apologetic and hates when she has to lie to a friend... anyways neamh loves the outdoors especially animals she loves dogs and crows and other animals!

neamh is beautiful but doesn’t really see it, she often feels ashamed about how she looks and is very insecure, neamh hates beef and any other arguments, she of then stays out!

don’t loose neamh

you.will.miss.her.

neamh? do you like crows?

neamh by Alissaisasnake October 2, 2018

Neaf 

Queen of Tumblr. Worshipped by Klaine and/or CrissColfer shippers.
Neaf is a writer famous on the social network Tumblr for writing THE best RPF fanfictions about Glee actors Chris Colfer and Darren Criss. She also tends to post thorough analysises of important scenes between their characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, always resulting in hundreds of fans sobbing about the accurateness of her rants.

"Oh my God, you have never read the Two Hands verse? You don't know anything about life!"
"What do you mean, you didn't like Somewhere, A Clock Is Ticking? Don't you have any soul?"
"OMG NEAF YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN, THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON EVER"

Neaf by whattheloserssettlefor October 8, 2011