Neaf 

The ship name of Niall horan and his beloved leaf. They have been seen in pictures and fans believe that Niall is in a private relationship with his sexy and attractive green leaf.

I ship Neaf more than motherfucking Haylor.

Neaf just went on their second date. Awwww!!!

Niall found his princess... Neaf forevahhh <3

Neaf is like my otp!

Neaf by Zianourry1356643 January 13, 2013

Neaf 

Queen of Tumblr. Worshipped by Klaine and/or CrissColfer shippers.
Neaf is a writer famous on the social network Tumblr for writing THE best RPF fanfictions about Glee actors Chris Colfer and Darren Criss. She also tends to post thorough analysises of important scenes between their characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, always resulting in hundreds of fans sobbing about the accurateness of her rants.

"Oh my God, you have never read the Two Hands verse? You don't know anything about life!"
"What do you mean, you didn't like Somewhere, A Clock Is Ticking? Don't you have any soul?"
"OMG NEAF YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN, THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON EVER"

Neaf by whattheloserssettlefor October 8, 2011

Neaf 

1. Slang for: “Fuck you, oh my god, why are you doing this to me.”
2. The very popular tumblr user that loves glee.

1. When your favorite pairing kiss, you say NEAF
2. "Omg! Neaf I love you!"

Neaf by lovelikewoe28 July 5, 2011

neaf 

A combination of "nose" and "deaf," neaf refers to the inability to smell.

How can you not smell that? Are you neaf?

His BO was neafening.

She was completely neafened by the stench.

neaf by BajingoFett February 8, 2006

neafin 

when you lick someones butthole, and it feels nice.

my dog just neafin me.

neafin by poopfar1199 March 3, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020