naval academy 

A place that breeds the finest damn good ol’ American boys known to man. These are the kind of people who every father is proud to have as a son and every mother wants their daughter to marry. Midshipman are all incredibly smart and technically savy people with rock hard bodies and morals that would make a preacher proud. They are groomed for success and affluence and graduating means that they can write their ticket just about anywhere. Everything is a competition to them- especially sports, getting women, and drinking. The food at USNA has special chemicals that make your dick bigger so these already hung fucks can lay more pipe than a plumber. These salty bastards can drink even the most thirsty frat boys under the table and know how to show women a good time both in and out of the sack. Basically, Midshipman are what Willis was talking about and the personification of Charlie Sheen's "winning".

Example 1:
Civillian frat boy pussy with girlfriend: Hey man, I bet I can beat you in beer pong.
Midshipman: I bet you don’t even know how to grip a football. You’re on. *In. Bounce.*
Civillian frat boy pussy with girlfriend: Lucky shot. *Rim. Air-ball*
Midshipman: My turn *In. In. Balls back. In. In. Girlfriend of frat boy starts unbuckling the Mid’s pants and leads him to the laundry room.*
Civillian frat boy pussy that used to have a girlfriend: Man, he’s good…

Example 2:
Welcome to the Naval Academy. Ladies, commence ovulation.

naval academy by Floppy nutsack jack June 23, 2011

Naval Academy 

Where people go when they can't get a nomination to the Air Force Academy.

-"Where do you go to school?"
-"The Naval Academy"
-"Oh - I thought the Air Force did your job now."

Naval Academy by U.S. Tax Payer February 4, 2008

Naval Academy Preparatory School 

1. A prison hell hole located in Newport, RI.

2. A building filled with roughly 300 drug, sex, and alcohol addicted teens forcibly being reformed into potential naval officers.

3. Inaccurately nicknamed as the Naval Academy Party School--there is no partying at NAPS, only cleaning, restriction, and marching unneccessarily.

"Congratulations you've been accepted into the Naval Academy Preparatory School"
"....FUCK."

Naval Academy Preparatory School by m/chumptysquat April 12, 2010

Naval Academy Prep School 

a one year prep school to academically prepare candidates for the united states naval academy. makes you smarter than you were before. napsters are fucking cool. also called naps

them:so you applied for the academy right? did you get in
you:no. i got into the naval academy prep school.
them:really? cool.
you:yeah man i'm gonna be a fucking genius.

Naval Academy Prep School by ginaelisa April 13, 2008

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

United States Naval Academy by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

rickover naval academy 

#1 military highschool in chicago 🥳🥳 we have the #1 football team in the whole city 😫 everyone here as a punishment but realized it isn’t as gay. 😌 after 100 years we finally got our own building. cus screw sennk. there’s always that one freshman trying to be cool with all the upperclassmen so the freshie starts dickriding everyone.🤣 the freshie girl volleyball group & who they hang with always think they’re the shit & the baddest. 🤡you have to wear that itchy ass uniform and ugly ass bates you’ll never like that shit🤮 everyone who goes here learns how to kiss ass when they need something from someone. 🥴 rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal nor tolerate those who do.😎 male cadets love to match in the school bathroom, they all take a piss in one same stall. there’s always a kid just chillin there on the bathroom floor. don’t be surprised to see bloody pads or real human shiton the hallway floors.

“where do you go to school?”

“rickover naval academy”
“I heard y’all got the loyalist cadets”
“yessir at rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal baby girl”

rickover naval academy by seadragon lover April 9, 2020

Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy 

A school that physically and literally has no structure and once to multiple times a year. They will change the rules for no apparent reason bc they realize they're not doing any of it right. It costs hell of money to go and the only reason you would go is to weakly experience a Navy and army kind of mixed in. When you get there in the morning your phones taken and the teachers trip balls for no fucking reason then you have to run laps around the school to reenforce that adults can do whatever the fuck they want.

Employer: I like you so far alot, are you graduated.
LHJNA student: no sir/ma'am I'm currently a student at Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy because my parents wanted me to get a better structure.
Employer: aaahhh, alright thank you for your time we'll contact you.
*Never contacts you again because the schools an embarrassment*

Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy by Mattfromwiisports March 11, 2019