When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
by Chiefjackhamma February 9, 2010
Native Americans that have lost their roots, own Casinos make crazy paper and yet kick people off their "property" for going through an ashtray. You know their uncle Tom native Americans when they ask for a red card ( don't those come from the white man they claim to hate so much?)
What did I do and hey I'm part native American so you should understand. Casino security: we don't care you have to go now and get white man ID that Says you're not one of them so we'll share with you some time. We are uncle Tom native Americans at Fallsveiw Casino because we try to be like the white man and we mistreat people for being part native American even if their mostly white so we can impress the full blown white man.
by Bueford Bongripper July 30, 2019
The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex
I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?
by KEVIN MENARD August 25, 2007
Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.
by Caleb Jackson January 14, 2008
The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 18, 2011
A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009
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