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The height 5'9 is the perfect height for guys. It's not too short or too tall. If you or someone you know is 5'9, then they are extremely lucky. 5'10 is also acceptable.

Wow he's 5'9, I think I'm in love

5'9 by Ayobroski November 21, 2021

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5'9"

The average male height in the USA. Five feet and nine inches. The average is NOT six feet like some people believe.

5'11" is two inches above 5'9", which is average.

5'9" by 5'11"Racer December 23, 2006

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5-9

1. a code word for codeine

Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"

Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"

5-9 by -=Rob to da 5-9=- October 1, 2008

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5’9”

69 inches tall

Person #1: hey I’m 5’9”
Person #2: oh my god I can’t believe you’re 69 inches tall!

5’9” by Ahodkfidh February 19, 2018

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5.9

Natural Ice beer. (Referring to the ABV of the specific beverage.) Term originated in San Diego, CA.

Person 1: "what you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "drinking that 5.9..."

5.9 by pbroots March 23, 2011

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5.9

Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ("Five-Nine")

Yo man, how was transformers 2?
Ehh. it was pretty 5.9
Really?
Yeah.. but you got to see Megan Fox panties shot, so its so worth it

5.9 by Lord Takatcchipenn June 24, 2009

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5-9

Verb: meaning something stupid. To pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider institutionalizing you for.

Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.

Timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! From this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!

5-9 by Steve Christensen January 7, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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