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National Tittie Touch Day 

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday
"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

National Grab Tittie Day 

On April 12, it's national grab tittie

Go up to a girl and just grab their tits, their are no consequences because it's national grab tittie day.
Squeeze em hold em it's national grab tittie day

National Tittie Grab Day 

On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.
Yo George, you see those titties? I heard it’s national tittie grab day! Have at it”

National Grab Tittie Day 

April 15 is national grab tittie day! Start grabbing!
Yo my negro it’s national grab tittie day!

National soapy tittie pic day 

August 14th is nationally soapy titty pic day
It’s August 14th, national soapy tittie pic day, ask your girlfriend

Happy National send a tittie pic day 

On June 28th if you send this to a friend they have to say thank you and send a tittie pic in return
For exercise

(you)Happy National send a tittie pic day

(Her)Oh thank you here the pic