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canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"

Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"

Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?

national post by maks October 13, 2004

Words you can keep

national post your bae day

National post your bae day !! 🤪🤪 May 6th

“Hey today’s May 6th National Post your Bae day”

national post your bae day by Leton June 2, 2018

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day

On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.

For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day by niamhiglol April 13, 2021

National post pictures of your best friends day

Post pictures of your best friends!

yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day

National post pictures of your best friends day by Sarah Mckean June 19, 2020

national post your girl bestfriend day

dec 30 is national post ur girl bestfriend day

its national post your girl bestfriend day

national post your girl bestfriend day by YOMOM12346740 December 30, 2021

National Post Your Girl Best Friend day

Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!

john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!

National Post Your Girl Best Friend day by smart1.com January 8, 2021

National Post Your Bf Day

national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this

Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends

National Post Your Bf Day by bugggzzzzzzzz July 31, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026