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National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day 

National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with

someone for the day
Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day 

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

National Love your boyfriend or girlfriend day 

November 10th is National love your boyfriend or girlfriend day on this day you have to love them with all your heart and kiss them whenever you get the chance give them your hoodie hold their hand tell them how much they mean to you
Guy- do you know what today is?
Girl- no
Guy- it’s national love your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl - yay

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day 

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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