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National fuck mariah day 

Fuck any girl named mariah
Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

National eat Mariah pussy day 

National eat mariah pussy day is a day where you find a girl named Mariah and you ask to eat her pussy. from the back, sides, and front. this day occurs on April 12th
Ima eat mariah pussy on national eat mariah pussy day.

national maria day November 10 

November 10th is the national maria worship day this is the day you should simp for all marias
its national maria day November 10th imma hit up maria

National Bully Maria Day 

Bully people named Maria on February 14
Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026