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Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.
"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."
Napportunity by Locutionary March 1, 2009

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.
I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.
napportunity by Halesssss September 2, 2016

window of napportunity 

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.
Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

naportunity 

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.
It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.
naportunity by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

natortion 

the exemplification of one's own notoriety of being a retard.
in an act of natortion, he made it a point to tell the drive-thru lady that his order was to go.
natortion by peacelove8687 April 27, 2009

Napportunity

Ceasing any opportunity to take a nap
Natasha had a napportunity on the train en route to work
Napportunity by nguerra November 26, 2017