Batdickery 

absolute and utter nonsense.
origionated from batdick which is a mis-pronounciation of spastic. Batdickery is a completely random yet funny and smart sounding thing to say when you see something wierd.

What is this batdickerry?

This is absolute batdickerry!

Batdickery sounds like it is Batdickery!

That movie was...was....IT WAS BATDICKERY!!! BLARG!

Batdickery by Robin the Robin January 28, 2009

Batlicker

Socially unacceptable behaviour that has wildly disproportionate fallout.

For example, I kicked a bat, and halted the global economy with covid19.

You are a massive batlicker.

Batlicker by ratticusbrown March 14, 2020

badicker 

Your booty, my dick, and some liquor.

Sara loves badicker.

badicker by griz March 25, 2004

bartrickery 

trickery in a bar

It was just a bit of bartrickery

bartrickery by winningatwordgames April 10, 2022