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nastiness by windex...drinker December 2, 2020

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Nastiness Curve

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

Nastiness Curve by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015

Related Words

nastiness • Nastiness Curve • blissful mysterious nastiness • Nattiness • nastyness • Mint Nastyness • thug-nastyness • nappiness • nessiness • nassness

blissful mysterious nastiness

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

blissful mysterious nastiness by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

bumping nasties

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Nateness

1)An amazing guy who deserves only the best in life.
2) Someone you wish your best friend was, for being so awesomely awesome.

Hey, Nateness! I can't live without you!!

Nateness by Caseyyy aka epic December 17, 2008

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007

Mint Nastyness

After you chew mint gum for a while, then eat afterwords , you still taste mint. Ew.

"Dude I don't wanna eat now, I just took out my gum. I will get that Mint Nastyness taste in my mouth."

Mint Nastyness by Unknown Unicorn June 16, 2011

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026