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Narnis is the ultimate thing. Once apon a time, there was a magical beast, named Alexander Hamilton (not the real one)
He was talking about narnia with his friends, when he tried to type, “i love narnis”
He was trying to say that he loved narnia.
And now, narnis exists.
AND GUESS WHAT BITCHES ITS ME ALEXANDER HAMILTON IM A-ARONS BEST FRIEND EVER HHAHAHAHAH
Aw yeah I fucking love narnis”
“Narnis is the shit, man”
“Narnis”
Narnis by I Love Narnis April 13, 2019
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A narnis is a car driven by an asshole, typically a male and something by dodge
Mommy I want a NARNIS for Christmas

Look guys it’s gbnooch in a narnis
Narnis by Abababooboo February 6, 2023
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Narcissist 

An inflated ego that think highly of oneself, believe they are superior than others, lack of empathy, use lies and manipulate tactics to control. Narcissist tends to put someone down to make themselves feel better or get angry for no reason and make people apologize for them. Narcissists also like to fabricate facts to suit their needs or justify their horrible actions.

In the beginning, they will love bomb you into thinking that they are charming, then start to manipulate you slowly, they could also make up a story about their childhood to gain sympathy, blaming parents that they are the cause of their horrible behaviors and that you are the only one who can help them.
Narcissists cannot be helped because they always ended up deceiving themselves to be the right one.
Narcissist by ud1351 March 5, 2022

Narcissist 

Someone who has little to no empathy, manipulates others, gaslights (makes others doubt their reality), lies incessantly, believes their own lies. They make you doubt your emotions and then call you crazy. They rage for absolutely no reason and you end up apologizing. It can be a parent, friend, brother, sister, boss, spouse. In the beginning they love bomb you into believing they are prince/princess charming. Then they slowly start to abuse you to have you believe you are insane. It's all to control you. They will isolate you from your family and friends. You will leave the relationship someone you weren't. You will appear confused, unable to make your own decisions, depressed, anxious and with complex PTSD. So, RUN FAR AWAY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is NOT someone who takes selfies.
Teresa Guidice, `Luann DeLaSepps (whatever), Vicky Gunvalson are all narcissists.
Narcissist by NONUTSNOWWHAT June 24, 2016

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcisslut 

A self-loathing attention whore. Someone who uses fake depression to fuel their need for self-worth.
Damn Melanie! Stop being such a narcisslut and have some self respect!
Narcisslut by Notorius Big Ole D September 1, 2016
A goddess with gorgeous hair and a heart-melting smile. She's known as "piticu papa tot" or "olteanca" (2 charming features in the Romanian culture).
Her name is derived from Narcissus, the ancient male version of Paris Hilton.
Common characteristics: happy by nature, funny, wise, noisy
Narcisa?
damn, that's the voice of an angel! :))))
narcisa by green_tangerine November 14, 2013