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to fight or engage in battle.
narfle by Jeff Murphy January 27, 2008

narfelepsy

Slang for being stoned.
After consuming a lot of marijuana, he had narfelepsy
narfelepsy by Dr. Newp May 3, 2023

Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit
1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok
Narfle the Garthok by Tipsy T June 19, 2008
Indian (Panjab): Hindu (Arora) and Sikh name based on the name of an Arora clan. Popularized in the United States by Neeraj Kumar Narula, aka Nova, aka Neil. Perhaps the most notorious of the clan known for his mad skills as an entrepreneur, musician, spiritual leader, lover, and sinner. Migrated from Canada to the United States in 1974, has been spotted chillaxing in the Coastal South Eastern United States.
He donated a million dollars to sponsor a charity benefit that his band played in... dude went home with the hottest chick in the house... we met him during our spiritual retreat to Tibet... he's so Narula.
Narula by Nova0125 February 5, 2010

narfle the garthog 

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.
Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

Narflarger 

One who farts under water, and eats the bubles.
That kid is a total narflarger.
Narflarger by Jimmy Riggs May 15, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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