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Naptitude 

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day
Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes
Naptitude by teroblacknight May 6, 2009
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Naptitude 

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).
Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.
Naptitude by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

badittude 

bad and attitude combined
She was really crabby over people using UrbanDictionary.com to define words...she's got a major badittude.
badittude by MsEmily April 3, 2004

nastitude 

a general attitude that is nasty in nature
Bob: What's wrong with him today?

Joe: I don't know man. He's got a real nastitude.
nastitude by Mama Wine June 25, 2010
Origin: Mad attitude.

Dogged behavior reflecting a person's thinking or feeling.

While attitude is a settled way of thinking or feeling, typically reflected in a person's behavior. Madittude is an extreme, nearly delusional case of attitude.
She's got madittude.
madittude by NorthsideLou October 31, 2012
Describes the attitude you carry towards roaming around in the nude.
Loretta has a positive nuditude. She's always strutting her stuff around the apartment without second thought. Her roommate, Grace, does not. Her negative nuditude causes a great deal of tension in their apartment.
nuditude by jaggedslang April 3, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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