I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless
pink rodent with a long
skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my
dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon,
y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole
rap)