Naked Dan 

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.

I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.

Naked Dan by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011

naked dancing llama 

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.

I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!

naked dancing llama by fwhghgads March 17, 2003

naked dancing 

getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...

Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.

naked dancing by Marty Hester July 25, 2014

naked dance break 

Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:

It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo

God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.

naked dance break by Xnguela November 12, 2007

naked dancing 

to perform the nasty, to have sex

we went back to my house, put on a little music and did a little naked dancing

naked dancing by Chris13 February 6, 2008

man naked dance 

the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse

He performed his man naked dance

man naked dance by seren2468 November 14, 2013

Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.

"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"


Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.

Naked Water Dance by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009