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to stealthily defecate in an unwanted location. (verb)
Man, I cant beleive my loser ex-boyfriend najehed in my laundry basket last night.
najeh by I. Pooh Nightly December 1, 2004
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The biggest blackest man you've ever layed eyes on. All that comes out of his mouth is a lie and the amount of lies he tells is almost as big as his dick.
Person 1: "I fucked my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "No way I was with you all last night, you're such a Najeh"
Najeh by ThiccTriscuit December 19, 2021
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A haircut that makes a person's head greatly resemble an egg.
Damn, did you see the najeh on Joey yesterday?
Najeh by chicen wing legs October 4, 2017

Najeh Davenport 

My friend owed me some money, so to get even I took his Xbox and Najeh Davenported him for good measure.
Najiha is an arabic name which mean a successful person.
Look!She has success in her life.She is Najiha.
Najiha by slitheeeeerrrr December 26, 2016
Selfless, beautiful, can be shy but once she opens up to you you have her soul for as long as you take care of it. Unintentionally sexy, some people mistake it for flirting. Very intelligent, brains and beauty . She is as loyal if you are loyal to her. Allows a few mistakes but once she’s fed up she may be a different person once hurt. Can be moody and bratty but she’s apologetic about that. Family oriented, great daughter, mother and wife. She doesn’t really date so if she chooses you it’s really only you. Very emotional and some people do not know how to handle. Very good friend until the end
“Najet is so sexy. She’s model material.”

“I’ve only met one Najet, & there’s a reason for that.. she’s one of a kind!”
brave and strong. but kinda emotional when alone. a good friend.
" are you najihah? because im glad to have a friend like you"
najihah by aleuto December 28, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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