najeh

to stealthily defecate in an unwanted location. (verb)

Man, I cant beleive my loser ex-boyfriend najehed in my laundry basket last night.

by I. Pooh Nightly December 01, 2004

Najeh

The biggest blackest man you've ever layed eyes on. All that comes out of his mouth is a lie and the amount of lies he tells is almost as big as his dick.

Person 1: "I fucked my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "No way I was with you all last night, you're such a Najeh"

by ThiccTriscuit December 19, 2021

Najeh

A haircut that makes a person's head greatly resemble an egg.

Damn, did you see the najeh on Joey yesterday?

by chicen wing legs October 04, 2017

Najeh Davenport

To shit in a friends closet

My friend owed me some money, so to get even I took his Xbox and Najeh Davenported him for good measure.

by WolfofWaterStreet April 15, 2015