The biggest blackest man you've ever layed eyes on. All that comes out of his mouth is a lie and the amount of lies he tells is almost as big as his dick.
Person 1: "I fucked my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "No way I was with you all last night, you're such a Najeh"
Selfless, beautiful, can be shy but once she opens up to you you have her soul for as long as you take care of it. Unintentionally sexy, some people mistake it for flirting. Very intelligent, brains and beauty . She is as loyal if you are loyal to her. Allows a few mistakes but once she’s fed up she may be a different person once hurt. Can be moody and bratty but she’s apologetic about that. Family oriented, great daughter, mother and wife. She doesn’t really date so if she chooses you it’s really only you. Very emotional and some people do not know how to handle. Very good friend until the end
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*