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Nairam is often a guy with the smallest dick in the group. He often takes one shower a month. He is also an absolute idiot and should die. He is very rarely found talking to girls since he is often an absolute asshole. Often you can't find the difference between someone called Nairam and a fucking gorilla.
Person 1: Wow look at that guy in the gym lifting!!

Person 2: Yeah he must be called Nairam and have a small penis.
Nairam by abrivlogs March 26, 2022
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Unique

role model

Hard to get
Naira is the sweetest girl you’ll ever know.

Every boy’s dream girl bt yet she’s so hard to get!
She’s the role model of every girl in the world. She’s so unique that everyone wants to copy her!
Naira by Alexander Lucas February 27, 2019
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A proper noun used to describe someone who is a super racist.
Wow man why are you being such a Nairano, you just called that viet guy a gook with a small penis and squinty eyes.
“Naramsn is a short child”
naramsn by Hi I eat doors February 28, 2022
A real hot, fun girl who likes to party.
Kind of sexy-smart as well.
Fucking gorgeous.
Cool girlss, like Naira. And Ira. And Nikita.
Naira by Elephants123 May 11, 2010

Nairaland 

A totally epic Nigerian online forum with a penchant for trolls and Garri (ground cassava), and Tonto Dikeh, aka Toto Decay.
I was on Nairaland earlier today and joined in the curse-fest on Tonto Dike's new song
Nairaland by SimonAndal February 27, 2013

naramsin 

Naramsin is someone who's intelligent, smart and sexy. And is always funny around other people
Naramsin is making this place go nuts!!
naramsin by ILOVECAKE123____ April 7, 2017
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Ajumma wait a moment
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