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slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

Face like a roof tilers nail bag 

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.
Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

roofers nail bags 

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears
Look at that set of roofers nail bags
roofers nail bags by baabaam May 14, 2022

roof tilers nailbags 

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female
look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!
roof tilers nailbags by dave November 25, 2004

Slate layers' nailbag 

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.
"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026