Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.
It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!

Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....

They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
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Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.
They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.

Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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drop your guts

The action of emptying ones bottom, usually done in a fairly rapid and uncontrollable manner. It may commence with a small tommy squeaker, potentially with a foul smell but fiecies soon follows through into ones undergarments.

It denotes your innards expelling from your arse hole
Oh man you just dropped your guts

I'd like to drop my guts on my girl...

Drop your guts on me will ya?
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oojackapivi

To describe some random item of your choice, maybe when you forgot what it's called...
Where is the oojackapivi

Where have you put my oojackapivi
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roofers nail bags

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears
Look at that set of roofers nail bags
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rugby studs

Large long nipples, typically those that protrude through clothing.
Look at those rugby studs you could take your eye out on one of those...

Look at the rugby studs on those baps
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Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap
I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.
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