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nanopenis 

An abnormally small penis. Smaller than a micropenis and almost unrecognizable. News-medical defines it as a penis 5 standard deviations below the mean size for the age of the patient, or smaller than 1.2 in for an adult. Martin Leung is the only man confirmed to have or have had such a disorder.
"I feel so emasculated, I got a micropenis."
"At least you're not Martin Leung, he's got a nanopenis."
nanopenis by mamameola May 30, 2014
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A girlfriend (almost every single one) that requires constant love and attention. Instead of a digital pet that requires digital food, it is a living organism that constantly requires phone calls, text messages, and someone to ask questions about their day and listen to them.
God, nanopet's calling again, I gotta call you back, man, sorry.
nanopet by Tri-pod September 12, 2008
No, nah
"Nah nope, im good. im not even gonna hit the spot."
Nah Nope by cannon chris March 31, 2009

Nanopenis 

A man that is so low class and small minded.. he is a nanopenis. It is a state.. not related to appendage size.
Dude..why are you such a nanopenis?
Nanopenis by Marg76 October 8, 2022

Nanopetit 

Comportamiento de María con los hombres a la hora de ligar.
"María hablando con Miguel es nanopetit"
Nanopetit by Alfredo Rmilon January 13, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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