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nanopenis 

An abnormally small penis. Smaller than a micropenis and almost unrecognizable. News-medical defines it as a penis 5 standard deviations below the mean size for the age of the patient, or smaller than 1.2 in for an adult. Martin Leung is the only man confirmed to have or have had such a disorder.
"I feel so emasculated, I got a micropenis."
"At least you're not Martin Leung, he's got a nanopenis."
nanopenis by mamameola May 30, 2014
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A girlfriend (almost every single one) that requires constant love and attention. Instead of a digital pet that requires digital food, it is a living organism that constantly requires phone calls, text messages, and someone to ask questions about their day and listen to them.
God, nanopet's calling again, I gotta call you back, man, sorry.
nanopet by Tri-pod September 12, 2008
No, nah
"Nah nope, im good. im not even gonna hit the spot."
Nah Nope by cannon chris March 31, 2009

Nanopenis 

A man that is so low class and small minded.. he is a nanopenis. It is a state.. not related to appendage size.
Dude..why are you such a nanopenis?
Nanopenis by Marg76 October 8, 2022

Nanopetit 

Comportamiento de María con los hombres a la hora de ligar.
"María hablando con Miguel es nanopetit"
Nanopetit by Alfredo Rmilon January 13, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019