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A girlfriend (almost every single one) that requires constant love and attention. Instead of a digital pet that requires digital food, it is a living organism that constantly requires phone calls, text messages, and someone to ask questions about their day and listen to them.
God, nanopet's calling again, I gotta call you back, man, sorry.
nanopet by Tri-pod September 12, 2008
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nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.
Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!
nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

nanopenis 

An abnormally small penis. Smaller than a micropenis and almost unrecognizable. News-medical defines it as a penis 5 standard deviations below the mean size for the age of the patient, or smaller than 1.2 in for an adult. Martin Leung is the only man confirmed to have or have had such a disorder.
"I feel so emasculated, I got a micropenis."
"At least you're not Martin Leung, he's got a nanopenis."
nanopenis by mamameola May 30, 2014

Nanometer 

A kid who doesn’t do anything bad. He constantly does really retarded things that are actually super embarrassing but he thinks, “was super fuckin cool”. He dresses like a white boy to make himself look cool but turns down anything that is actually funny. He also constantly admits he is not a nanometer. This kid tries to be a fuck boy but ends up turning down a chance to fuck someone sexy girl. When he finally gets a girl friend he acts awkward as hell and probably will break up within a week.
Nanometer: yo can I hit the pod dude.
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣
Nanometer by ^_^^ ^ June 24, 2019

nanometer 

The distance that light can travel in approximately
3.3 X10^(-18) seconds. It is approximately the same size as ten hydrogen atoms lined up in a row.
The diameter of the average human's hair is about 75,000 nanometers.
nanometer by James Ang April 25, 2006

Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy Cup 

Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy cup at NereidWaterCup.Com, a patented micro-electrolysis Weakly alkaline water cup invented by the Dr. Yang Qibiao in 2007, a renown expert in functional water and health care, uses the latest aerospace technology and is the integration of the high-energy chemical and biological ceramics, cold water porcelain, and special rare-earth materials in a simulated space high temperature. The contact with water is able to add the tap water, purified water, mineral water, groundwater and so on of non-functional macromolecular into the health water of super-strong physiological function, and plays a stronger role in preventing and combating cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, diabetes, gout, constipation, high blood lipid, hypertension, osteoporosis, calculus and so on. As long as one drinks cups of energy water every day, it will be much easier to prevent, control and act as adjuvant therapy for various diseases, esp. cancer and heart diseases.
The world famous Japanese MD made a blood test upon 100 cancer patients, and the results reveal that the blood of all the 100 cancerous people are in acidification. In other words, all cancer patients are of acid constitution. A numerous scientific studies have been conducted to prove that the aging process is actually the process of acidification. He also claimed that "the acidification of human body is the roots of all diseases."

· What if you're of acid constitution?

If the human body becomes acidic, the function of the human cells weakens, the waste is not easy to educe. The burden of liver and kidney increases and the metabolism becomes sluggish. The function of various organs weakens and thus people are vulnerable to diseases. Those who are of absolutely of acid constitution get tired easily and the aging process accelerates. If a person's body becomes utterly acid, he will never survive two days, because If the sepsis and uremia caused by acidification will leave him dead.

The Nereid Nano Water Doctor Energy cup has been sweeping over the whole China and Asian since 2007 and it has been proved to be able to turn ordinary water into health water within minute and applicable to any water quality in any area worldwide.It has the following main features:

1.Small cluster structures water:great seepage force, canimprove microcirculation and promote metabolism.
2.Strong dissolving power, oil-soluble, easily absorbed.
3.Weak adsorption capacity in between water molecules, able to maintain high-efficiency energy, activate cells and the liveness of ferment.
4.High in oxygen: can activate cells, enhancing immune function, the water closest to human body.
5.Weakly alkaline: can neutralize the acidosis, regulate the degree of acid-base balance within.
6.Negative potential, able to clean the surplus free radicals, improve the ability of human bodies' anti-oxide and retard the aging process.
7.Containing a large amount of essential minerals and trace elements within the human body.
For example, the Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy Cup also suits the all-round health of different age groups. For the aged, it's able to alleviate suffering and enhance stimulative rehabilitation.
For the women, it's able to eliminate toxin, beautify skin, delay ageing and balance oil secretion. For the men, it's able to alleviate fatigue, develop resilience, eliminate the poisonous effects of smoking, drinking and drugging, and protect the liver and lung.
The kids: boost the alkalization of cerebral cortex of Children, improve intelligence, and the mineral ions contained could enhance the build-up of the bones.

nanodetail 

A very small detail
d3wd that is 0n3 n4n0d3t41l
nanodetail by Shiv October 8, 2003
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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