NTFTF
Never to fat to fuck. Also known as ntftf. Commonly said when drunk, looking for drunk girls, or when you are the wingman.
NTFTF by Scott Van-H November 16, 2007
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NTFTF
NTFTF by Scott Vansizzle November 9, 2007
NTFT Music
(Acronym)
The easiest way to summarize and define hardcore club hip-hop rap music: "Nigga-This-Fuck-That Music" as in, you will likely hear those phrases in this music. Contrast with pop / top 100 "dance music" like you typically get from Akon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc.
The easiest way to summarize and define hardcore club hip-hop rap music: "Nigga-This-Fuck-That Music" as in, you will likely hear those phrases in this music. Contrast with pop / top 100 "dance music" like you typically get from Akon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc.
||| Bar DJ plays "Poker Face"... |||
Dancin' babe: "Can you play Little Wayne, "Always Strapped"?
DJ: No
Babe: Why not?
DJ: This is a bar, it isn't a club.
Babe: But you just played Gaga, it's the same thing!
DJ: No, it isn't. One plays anywhere, the other is NTFT music, we don't play that here.
Dancin' babe: "Can you play Little Wayne, "Always Strapped"?
DJ: No
Babe: Why not?
DJ: This is a bar, it isn't a club.
Babe: But you just played Gaga, it's the same thing!
DJ: No, it isn't. One plays anywhere, the other is NTFT music, we don't play that here.
NTFT Music by OldFart77 March 17, 2009
nttf
nttf by Ana Starbucks lovr June 4, 2018
NTBTFW
nttfu
"Not trying to fuck you"
Often a nice jesture of a guy will be mistaken by a girl for a cheesy action to get in her pants. NTTFU will get rid of the mistaken thoughts, so that the jesture can be seen as the pure friendly jesture that it is.
Often a nice jesture of a guy will be mistaken by a girl for a cheesy action to get in her pants. NTTFU will get rid of the mistaken thoughts, so that the jesture can be seen as the pure friendly jesture that it is.
NTFFB
NTFFB by Mark Hefner December 17, 2008
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